Mintys

Visas mūsų gyvenimas - neperskaitytos knygos, nepadaryti darbai ...

Postmodernity

"verum ipsum factum" (understanding arises through making)

Giambattista Vico

"The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that aren't there."

Gordon Bell

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult."

C. A. R. Hoare

"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

"Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler."

Albert Einstein

"In Jeet Kune Do, one does not accumulate but eliminate. It is not daily increase but daily decrease. The height of cultivation always runs to simplicity."

Bruce Lee

Mayor: Er, Master Betty, what is the Evil Councel's plan?
Betty: Nyah. Haha. It is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan, which will hurt many... people... who are good. I think it's great that it's so bad.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein

You must be shapeless, formless, like water. Now, if you put water into a cup, it *becomes* the cup. You put water into a bottle, it *becomes* the bottle. You put water into a teapot it *becomes* the teapot. Now water can flow, and it can crash. Be water, my friend.

Bruce Lee

I wanted to hate it, but I didn't. So now I hate myself.

1/7 musu gyvenimo sudaro pirmadieniai.

If you think about the distribution of movies on a bell curve, then the all-time greats are just as rare as the worst movies of all time! In this respect, it is better to be a HORRIBLE movie than it is to be a mediocre one.

Tipo fluent english...
Manicure = pinigai gydo
Fat - free = lasiniai uz dyka
I have been there = as ten turiu pupa
I'll be back = as busiu uzpakalis
God only knows = tiktai dievo nosis
Give me a break = duok man stabdi
To be or not to be? = bitei ar nebitei
We are the champions = mes esame grybai
I see = akiu jura
Bye bye baby, baby good bye = pirk pirk kudiki, kudikis geras pirkinys
just in case = tik portfelyje
Recycling = grizimas dviraciu
I never give up = as niekados nevemiu
I saw my honey = supjaustau savo mylima
I'm going to make you mine = einu,padarysiu tau mina
Cops and robbers = kepures ir gumeles
Let's have a party = isteikime partija
I'm just asking = esu tiktai subiniu karalius
Peace, brother = gabaleli, broli!

vakar prikolas buvo
atejo gotas pasimt "constantine" filmo , o pats atrodo neblogiau uz ji , Juodas paltas , pirstines .. vaizdas geras

Kiekvienas programuotojas žino:
Jei programa be problemų kompiliuojasi, reiškia ji konceptualiai neteisinga.
Jei programos naudotojai nustojo skųstis, reiškia, kad programos jau niekas nenaudoja.
Kuo programa universalesnė, tuo mažiau sričių, kur ją galima panaudoti.
Kuo tiksliau programuotojas vykdo užsakovo reikalavimus, tuo didesnė nesąmonė gaunasi.
Kuo geriau užsakovas supranta programavimą, tuo labiau jis trukdo.
Klaidos lengviausiai atsiranda ir yra sunkiausiai atsekamos paprasčiausiose programos dalyse.
Pačios ilgaamžiškiausios programos - tai įvairūs greitosiomis padaryti "hakai".
Kuo dažniau programuotojas keikia svetimas programas, tuo prasčiau jis daro nuosavas.

aij tu man kazkoks per daug laimingas
depresija varai

Negalvokite apie tai, ką apie jus pamanys aplinkiniai. Jie rūpinasi tik tuo, ką apie juos manote jūs

Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

you know jerking off in the shower has its disadvantage
now the rain makes me horny

<^{[Dr-Dre]}^> Deos anyone know where i can host a site that supports ASP for free?
insecurehosts.com
<^{[Dr-Dre]}^> ok thanks

instead of people acting out historic battles, in a few hundred years time we'll all be acting out CS matches to our children

So if black guys like white girls, and white guys like asian girls... what do the asian guys like?
hentai

<@Frimen> reikia ta xxx pervadint nes zmones mano kad tai prono tai ziuriu labai siunciasi
<@Frimen> ;]]
<@Frimen> ai einu miegot rit i reanimacija
* @Frimen praktikantas

musu mikrokalkuliatoriai ir musu atomines katastrofos- patys didziausi pasaulyje

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

blin kiek daug visko ivyko kol rukiau :)

<@sbW> 1) karves atsiminimai: mumuarai
<@sbW> 2) laukiniu arkliu sokis: mustango
<@sbW> 3) zavingos vandens butybes: gundines
<@sbW> 4) kiskiu tustinimosi menas: spirotechnika
<@sbW> 5) sunu veisle, ieskanti tusciu buteliu: buteljeras
<@sbW> 6) ginklas katems saudyti: miauzeris
<@sbW> 7) girta bezdzione: sampanze
<@sbW> 8) del savo isvaizdos kenciantis gyvunas: kanciasnapis
<@sbW> 9) pirmoji pulko gerve: gervezys
<@sbW> 10) is pieno plaukusi zuvis: varsketas
<@sbW> 11) gyvaciu isaugintas zmoniu vaikas: Smauglis
<@sbW> 12) tokios mazos dirbtines zuveles: sprotezai
<@sbW> 13) siltas apsiaustas is kuilio odos: kuiliniai
<@sbW> 14) mesoje gyvenantis kirminas: skylandis
<@sbW> 15) klounu maldos namai: cirkve
<@sbW> 16) trumparegiu sala Japonijoje: Akinava
<@sbW> 17) kraupus Vilniaus rajonas: Fobijoniskes
<@sbW> 18) mokslinis darbas apie saldzius patiekalus: desertacija
<@sbW> 19) nauja sporto saka: intymes
<@sbW> 20) odinis kino rezisieriu krepsys: portfelinis

Brangios Merginos!!! Jeigu pas jus maza krutine, kreivos kojos ir nesimpatiskas veidas: KIRSKIT NX MISKA - KERSYKIT GAMTAI.

o pas mus kai kaime karo metu duonos nebuvo, tai sviesta tiesiai ant desros tepem

pasirodo, visai nebaisu buti drasiam..

<@Hex> nu tai va ash sakau
<@Hex> kokie jie yra
<@Hex> kai zhmogui paskambini ir kashko svarbaus paprashai skubiai
<@Hex> tai netai kad pasakytu kad sorry dabar uzhsiemes or smf
<@Hex> atsako aj tingiu *

Kad Rusijos visuomenė gyvena primesto socialinėj šizofrenijoj įrodo daug kas:
Trispalvė vėliava, bet sovietinė himno melodija.
Caras palaidotas, bet mauzoliejuj, garbės sargybos saugomas guli jo žudikas ir didžiausias 20a. banditas.
Sankt Peterburgas, bet Leningrado sritis:)
Žinau, kad eilinis demagogas man pasakys - "tai jų istorija". Tikrai taip, bet nacizmas irgi Vokietijos istorija.
Vienok, ten nelabai tokių artefaktų sutiksi. Tuo šalys ir skiriasi.
O pats didžiausias Rasiejos prazdnikų šedevras - Nepriklausomybės diena:) Įdomu nuo ko?
Turbūt nuo klastingų buvusių kolonijų?:)

- Daktare, ar greitai mano temperatūra nukris?
- Taip, greitai. Vakare būsite kambario temperatūros.

The combos are MK3-style button-tapping combos, though they require little to no sense of timing at all - just hit the buttons in the proper order, and you'll execute the "git some suka" or "super uppercut" moves with ease. As if having to use a combo called "git some suka" weren't bad enough, Jax occasionally does a bit of trash talking when you execute a combo. This means you'll get to hear Jax say "Want some fries with that whoop-ass?" significantly more than you want to. “There’s no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren’t enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible to live without breaking laws.” - Ayn Rand The TINA command interpreter is the main user interface between the user and SHAWN. TINA is an acronym which stands for Tina Is Not an Acronym, which may be a paradox, but we like it anyway.

<@Hex> ple einu parukyti negaliu dar po koshmaro atsichiuhinti
<@Hex> zhinai ta momenta matricoj kai neo miegojo
<@Hex> ir jam sako know know neo wakeup
<@Hex> tai va kashkas panashaus buvo tik ash negalvojau kad tai yra taip baisu :))))

Unix IS user friendly... It's just selective about who its friends are.

System Administration - It's a dirty job, but somebody said I had to do it.

Netgi pati niuriausia kambari, papuosia paprasciausi vaikai, tvarkingai sustatyti kampuose
Bet kuriame is musu miega genijus ir kuo toliau tuo stipriau
Kuo giliau i miska, tuo piktesni geniai
Baranka, baranka -tyciojosi vaikai, net nesuprasdami, kad pagrandukas mirtinai suzeistas
Tik prisedi dirbti - butinai kas nors pazadina
Niekas nemoka taip gyventi, kaip nemokam mes

(azzkicker) chan ops chan ops whatchta gonna do whatcha gonna do when they kickban you

Klausimas: ant ko laikosi Europos sajunga?
Atsakymas: ant turku darbstumo, lenku saziningumo ir mongolu elektronikos...

What is the purpose/meaning of life?
Nothing at all: 18%
Biological (spread your DNA): 13%
Success (money, fame, etc.): 2%
Spiritual ("be good", do God's bidding, etc.): 11%
Cultural (help your neighbors, etc.): 6%
Benign (be happy, take it easy): 36%
Other: 14%

Women Think They Are Very Smart, Because They Can Fake Orgasm ! But Man Can Fake The Whole RelationShip, Just To Get Women In To Bed ! :)

Not even Bill Gates can explain this one! Try this: Open a Word document and type: = rand (200,99) Press Enter and wait 3 seconds... Microsoft will reward anyone who can explain it.